Oh, Look, We’re in Surrey by H. Robert Mac

On your way to be stuck in traffic

No escape by the Riverside

Headed home just drove past it

Chasing dolls on White Rock tides

Drop your dream in the mail then hurry

Richmond Post for your Russian bride

Mayor’s rant of a Fleetwood foot rub

Over the protests where he presides

Point Grey down by the seaside

Joint mermaids in the sand

Granville Island just to confide

That your politics are bland

Cross the aisle just for cabinet

Leave the Sunshine Coast behind

Shuck the land to Carpetbaggers

Now that there’s no corruption to find!

(See, it’s not that we didn’t know all of this was going on

We just weren’t aware of it.

It’s the media, darling, the Fourth Estate, as it were

And corporations, global enterprise and the lobbying industry

Social media and so forth,

Honestly, you’re being very negative about all this

Your mental health is the real issue, here.)

Bonafides won’t change the outcome

When you wake in a Delta bar

DUI on a Maui bulletin

Wondering why you drove so far

No need to sweat the protests

When we make ‘em watch from the car

Anyway, who needs their freedoms

When they realize where the hell they are

Blind side, how far’s the river, we

Act surprised we can’t see it coming

Blind sided and underwhelming, please,

Oh look, we’re in Surrey!

Oh look, we’re in Surrey.

Oh no, we’re in Surrey.

About the Author

H. Robert Mac lives and works in Castlegar, BC, where he writes short stories, essays on culture, poetry and more. He is currently working on a screenplay about AI and future people and advocates for local small businesses. He can be reached via Instagram.

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